The Ironies of Motherhood

  1. When you are pregnant, you lay awake in bed at night dreaming of your baby. When the precious bundle arrives, you spend the next 18 years dreaming of being able to sleep through the night.
  1. You look forward to having a childless night out with your spouse or friends, then you spend the entire time thinking, talking, or worrying about your kids.
  1. You have to fight with your child to wake up for school in the morning, but on the week-ends he wakes up at the ass crack of dawn.
  1. The baby finally sleeps through the night, but you wake up in a panic to make sure she is still alive and breathing.

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