Recently I came across this blog that has a feature “30 Reasons Your Kids Are Crying” and it was hysterical. Laughing at kids crying feels a little wrong, but when you read the reasons for the crying, it is pretty funny. Naturally I would not laugh at a poor child crying because he is hurt or scared, but a minor meltdown because mommy said he can’t lick the toilet? That’s funny stuff. I think the reason I laughed so hard at these is because this is my life, people! Little Man has a handful of minor meltdowns every day about really ridiculous shit.
So, being the good mother I am, I decided to document some of these. I have a feeling this could be a weekly feature, but, probably not. I’m sure I’ll forget about it and move on to something else, but we shall wait and see.
Anyhoo- with no further ado…. Here are this week’s gems:
Here is what I want to say to my sweet four year old whose worst days revolve around the fact that his scooter can’t fly. “Buddy, I hope you keep this 4 year old innocence forever!”.